Computer Scientists and digital artists are behind the fabulous special effects and computer generated imagery we see in today’s movies, but for a bit of fun, in this series, we look at how movie plots could change if they involved Computer Scientists. Here we look at an alternative version of the Christmas film, Elf, starring Will Ferrell.
***Spoiler Alert***
Christmas Eve, and a baby crawls into Santa’s pack as he delivers presents at an orphenage. The baby is wearing only a nappy, but this being the 21st century the babys’s reusable Buddy nappy is an Intelligent nappy. It is part of the Internet of Things and is chipped, including sensors and a messaging system that allow it to report to the laundry system when the nappy needs changing (and when it doesn’t) as well as performing remote health monitoring of the baby. It is the height of optimised baby care. When the baby is reported missing the New York Police work with the nappy company, accessing their logs, and eventually work out which nappy the baby was wearing and track its movements…to the roof of the orphenage!
The baby by this point has been found by Santa in his sack at the North Pole, and named Buddy by the Elves after the label on his nappy. The Elves change Buddy’s nappy, and as their laundry uses the same high tech system for their own clothes, their laundry logs the presence of the nappy, allowing the Police to determine its location.
Santa intends to officially adopt Buddy, but things are moving rapidly now. The New York Police believe they have discovered the secret base of an international child smuggling ring. They have determined the location of the criminal hideout as somewhere near the North Pole and put together an armed task force. It is Boxing Day. As Santa gets in touch with the orphanage to explain the situation, and arrange an adoption, armed police already surround the North Pole and are moving in.
The New York Police Commissioner, wanting the good publicity she sees arising from capturing a child smuggling ring, orders the operation to be live streamed to the world. The precise location of the criminal hideout, so operation, is not revealed to the public, which is fortunate given what follows. As the police move in the cameras are switched on and people the world over, are glued to their screens watching the operation unfold. As the police break in to the workshops, toys go flying and Elves scatter, running for their lives, but as Santa appears and calmly allows himself to be handcuffed, it starts to dawn on the police where they are and who they have arrested. The live stream is cut abruptly, and as the full story emerges, and apologies made on all sides. Santa is proved to be real to a world that was becoming sceptical. A side effect is there is a massive boost in Christmas Spirit across the world that keeps Santa’s sleigh powered without the need for engines for many decades to come. Buddy is officially adopted and grows up believing he is an Elf until one fateful year when …
In reality
The idea of the Internet of Things is that objects, not just people, have a presence on the Internet and can communicate with other objects and systems. The idea provides the backbone of the idea of smart homes, where fridges can detect they are out of milk and order more, carpets detect dirt and summon a robot hoover, and the boiler detects when the occupants are nearing home and heats the house just in time.
Wearable computing, where clothes have embedded sensors and computers is also already a reality, though mainly in the form of watches, jewellery and the like. Clothes in shops do include electronic tags that help with stock control, and increasingly electronic-textiles based on metallic fibres and semi-conducting inks, are being used to create clothes with computers and electronics embedded in them.
Making e-textiles durable to be washed is still a challenge. Smart reusable nappies may be a while in coming.
More on …
Subscribe to be notified whenever we publish a new post to the CS4FN blog.
This page is funded by EPSRC on research agreement EP/W033615/1.
cs4fn 